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Wednesday 15 March 2017

Life's a mixed bag of nuts.

People are like nuts.

You survived 'Hitler', you must be an Almond.
Rough on the outside, yet smooth, nice, creative. 
You can do what you like and always be a laugh,
Almonds have the easiest kind of life.
Salt of the earth, true to yourself,
Never complaining, one of a kind, that's for sure.
A nut you'd rather not eat.
A nut that really doesn't need sugar coating.

My secret Cashew.
I don't know what you're feeling, but I get you.
Life has it's troubles, only you know what to do.
You protect everything that you feel is is right.
Decent, honest, chocolate covered cashew.
Where would I be without you?

Mr Pistachio, who likes you?
You legend! Hilarious, witty, on my level.
Hard shell on the outside, a sexual deviant  on the inside!
Your outrageous humour leaves me in stitches.
You're a WINNER!
Don't judge Mr Pistachio.