People are like nuts.
You survived 'Hitler', you must be an Almond.
Rough on the outside, yet smooth, nice, creative.
You can do what you like and always be a laugh,
Almonds have the easiest kind of life.
Salt of the earth, true to yourself,
Never complaining, one of a kind, that's for sure.
A nut you'd rather not eat.
A nut that really doesn't need sugar coating.
My secret Cashew.
I don't know what you're feeling, but I get you.
Life has it's troubles, only you know what to do.
You protect everything that you feel is is right.
Decent, honest, chocolate covered cashew.
Where would I be without you?
Mr Pistachio, who likes you?
You legend! Hilarious, witty, on my level.
Hard shell on the outside, a sexual deviant on the inside!
Your outrageous humour leaves me in stitches.
You're a WINNER!
Don't judge Mr Pistachio.